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American Satan
« on: October 16, 2017, 05:30:03 AM »


As we all know, Sandi Gardiner (aka Mae Demming), VP of marketing and wife of head honcho Chris Roberts, moonlights as an "actress".

Her latest is an unforgettable tripe called American Satan which is getting panned across the board.

It made $132K in its opening weekend.

Gorf compiled the festivities:

Deadline: American Satan's opening weekend

Meanwhile, the critics are raving about American Satan.

"Metal Jim" says of the film:

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"I would say that this movie is one big pile of poop. In a bowl. American Satan: a great big pile of shit."

"Whitetrashjoeyfoly" declares:

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"The movie... was a little bit disappointing to be honest with you."

Indiewire exclaims:

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"A Friday the 13th release about a rock group entangled in a horror plot is directed by John Avildsen’s son Ash and others associated with Rob Zombie. The horror flick played at a range of big-circuit general audience theaters nationwide with mixed results. What comes next: Not likely to sustain any significant theatrical toehold."

100% 2010 Black Veil Trash delights in the film's deep literary parallels to ancient scripture:

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"It follows the story of Job where the devil and God fight it out over who Job will ultimately follow. Andy’s character ‘Johnny’ (Faust) is clearly based off Job."

(Somebody get the Coen Brothers on the line, their own allusive treatise on the ancient text has just been outclassed.)

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Re: American Satan
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2017, 06:14:37 AM »
Now, when all those days away from CIG for shooting movies, the VP of Marketing doesn't get paid with backer money, right?

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Re: American Satan
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2017, 06:33:05 AM »
Now, when all those days away from CIG for shooting movies, the VP of Marketing doesn't get paid with backer money, right?

Nobody knows.
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Re: American Satan
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2017, 06:34:41 AM »
Yet. After it all has crashed and the investigations are being done, that'll come out too.

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Re: American Satan
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2017, 01:47:39 PM »
Yet. After it all has crashed and the investigations are being done, that'll come out too.

Oh absolutely. That's what discovery and depositions are for. It's going to be so glorious.
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Re: American Satan
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2017, 09:35:19 AM »
Looks like they moved (the date clashed with the movie opening) the CitizenCon 2017 date to Oct 27th for no reason.



So according to Goons, Sandi's role was completely cut from the movie   :lol:

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Ahahahaha, that was so stupid and boring. "holy shit or should I say unholy shit"...an actual line from the movie.

But if you want to see Sandi's breakout performance, your going to have to wait for American Satan 2.0 because her role got refactored.

And she has known since April when the clip above was taken from this video


Meanwhile over there on Wiki

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« Last Edit: October 19, 2017, 09:52:21 AM by dsmart »
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Re: American Satan
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2017, 11:24:40 AM »
So according to Goons, Sandi's role was completely cut from the movie   :lol:

She’s featured on the cast list on IMDB, so somebody still needs to delta patch that.

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Re: American Satan
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2017, 05:33:03 PM »
Meanwhile, over at /r/ds, those clowns are accusing me of "harassment" because I dared to Tweet a link to Wikipedia of a edit (now removed) I had nothing to do with.

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Re: American Satan
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2017, 06:52:08 PM »
I didn't see her in the trailers so she must have an important role like a junkie who passes out at a concert or the woman in the dressing room performing favors on the musicians. No! That was her wearing the horns wasn't it!

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Re: American Satan
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2017, 07:25:51 PM »
Did you take a look at her self-reported bio and the undoubtedly also self-reported "trivia"?

Smacks of someone with no accomplishments really trying too hard to sound special ...

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Re: American Satan
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2017, 07:40:07 PM »
Wow, Biggest game scammer ever!
 Quite the accomplishment.

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Re: American Satan
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2017, 06:54:13 AM »
I didn't see her in the trailers so she must have an important role like a junkie who passes out at a concert or the woman in the dressing room performing favors on the musicians. No! That was her wearing the horns wasn't it!

She was billed as "Vic's mom".
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