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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #45 on: July 21, 2018, 06:53:06 AM »
Apparently a chinese developer was sacked for incompetence by CIG last week over his work on a new Star Citizen concept ship.

He put the wing the wong huay wound.

You're totally getting banned. :emot-lol:
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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #46 on: July 21, 2018, 04:07:24 PM »

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #47 on: July 21, 2018, 08:45:01 PM »
I don't want to be a bore but... in a game where you die immediately on getting shot or walking up ramps then exactly what point does a medical ship have? Is the new mechanic going to be that you watch your almost dead body float in space whilst you negotiate a medical fee in chat for someone to come and rescue you? Or will there be medical missions where you pick up injured NPCs which have been dying slowly whilst waiting for someone to accept the mission? Because unless they just have a minor injury then I'm pretty sure that's not how a medical emergency works, and if they only have a minor injury, then why do you even need a medbay to transport them? Why not just a standard ship with some medical supplies? Or is this just another example of Chris Roberts coming up with a cool sounding concept and failing to think it through?

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #48 on: July 22, 2018, 06:01:58 PM »
The medical ship also has the kit to cut you out of the floor ...

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #49 on: July 26, 2018, 06:58:52 PM »
Chris Roberts in 2012, literally LYING about a feature in a game that didn't actually EXIST.



ANY form of flight didn't show up until 2014. To this day, NO CARRIERS EXIST.

As we look back 6 yrs later, it's clear that the scam was well underway back then.

Star Citizen isn't a game. It's a TV show about a bunch of characters making a game. It's basically "This is Spinal Tap" - except people think the band is real.

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #50 on: July 26, 2018, 09:10:39 PM »
They proudly announced rework of the Origin 300. Dont these fools realize that the rework is being done to make it appear that Roberts is doing something and to divert your attention from the fact that they are NOT fioxing the netcode or many of the other NECESSARY things to make this abortion viable. I'm sure Montoya will do a video about it several times....

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #51 on: August 02, 2018, 07:30:00 AM »
One from the archives where in this 2014 video @ 28:22, Dave Haddock says he saw a Star Citizen prototype in 2010.

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #52 on: August 02, 2018, 08:18:34 AM »
One from the archives where in this 2014 video @ 28:22, Dave Haddock says he saw a Star Citizen prototype in 2010.


I love this kind of stuff, this will be great for lols on reddit.

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #53 on: August 02, 2018, 12:04:43 PM »
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgXL5zCHylI
Mean while
Mean while... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Wow, now they're moving on to "frog-leg" type of pyloned ships. Kind of ED Chieftan/Challenger looking. Or the ol Klingon D7 cruiser pylon-nacelle structure..

Maybe they ought to just go all out and start doing Star Trek ships you can walk into. Get some of the Trek fan base to whale into SC. 'promising' a live in-engine experience strolling through a trek ship. Mix it all up, lol. ( jk. ol trek fans should have more dignity than that. )
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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #54 on: August 02, 2018, 05:07:44 PM »
Chris Roberts in 2012, literally LYING about a feature in a game that didn't actually EXIST.



ANY form of flight didn't show up until 2014. To this day, NO CARRIERS EXIST.

As we look back 6 yrs later, it's clear that the scam was well underway back then.

I took that the bit about the carrier to mean he had a thing about fat women and a problem with premature ejaculation.

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Star Citizen isn't a game. It's a TV show about a bunch of characters making a game. It's basically "This is Spinal Tap" - except people think the band is real.

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #56 on: October 07, 2018, 09:28:33 AM »
Chris is wanting to get his bit over with first thing before the deluded attendees have too much time to realise what is going on.

It also gives him a bigger window to delay his start when they can't get anything working..

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #57 on: October 07, 2018, 09:34:04 AM »
Yeah, curious. Because Chris's Keynote is usually the main event, everyone suffers through the rest just to fill in the time before Chris takes to the stage. Maybe he got it in first because they really don't have much to show off this year?

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« Reply #58 on: October 07, 2018, 10:32:18 AM »
Chris is wanting to get his bit over with first thing before the deluded attendees have too much time to realise what is going on.

It also gives him a bigger window to delay his start when they can't get anything working..


LOL I would like to see a recap of previous technical disasters. I keep wondering if they feel the pressure and will roll a lot of ks content. But when I really think about it I think he's so out of touch and was thinking he could make money on the show and bring in more scam money.

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #59 on: October 07, 2018, 06:15:43 PM »
If he comes out like Kavanaugh we will know discovery is really starting to get to him.

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