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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #241 on: February 09, 2019, 08:12:31 AM »

@18:42: Todd Pappy confirms that they have re-prioritized to pivot focus on SQ42

@ 42:32: Another show, Calling All Devs, is canceled

@ 47:06: Space is empty, and NPCs are brain-dead

@ 51:32: Apparently croberts is working on something


@ 0:46: Format of RtV has changed (again)

@ 3:14: Build a roadmap based on resources you don't have, sounds like a great plan

@ 6:15: Erin admits that they have pivoted to SQ42 now, and will pull resources from Star Citizen :emot-lol:

@ 9:30: Erin explains the 2014 missed date

@ 13:28: Erin says all SQ42 levels were in Greybox, but then they had to go back and redesign all of them

@ 19:58: Erin says they're totally going to deliver the stuff in the latest roadmap this time. For realz

The whole segment with Erin is completely bat-shit insane to me.
« Last Edit: February 09, 2019, 08:14:10 AM by dsmart »
Star Citizen isn't a game. It's a TV show about a bunch of characters making a game. It's basically "This is Spinal Tap" - except people think the band is real.

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #242 on: February 09, 2019, 09:24:42 AM »
The growth in size and girth of Erin in the last couple of years is identical with the increase of bullshit spouted from CIG. So, that basically makes Erin literally full of shit.

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #243 on: February 09, 2019, 01:00:18 PM »
The growth in size and girth of Erin in the last couple of years is identical with the increase of bullshit spouted from CIG. So, that basically makes Erin literally full of shit.

WOW I was so tired last night while working, I saw the popup for the new vid. I happened to glance over as the voice sounded familiar while listening but I though they had brought in a dev. That is awful to see that much weight gain, but could this be a testament to the stress of the job or conscious catching up?

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #244 on: February 09, 2019, 07:17:15 PM »
The growth in size and girth of Erin in the last couple of years is identical with the increase of bullshit spouted from CIG. So, that basically makes Erin literally full of shit.

I am a fat bastard these days but I haven't robbed tens of thousands of gamers out of their money for some bullshit fantasy I have been selling for over 6 years.

The worry alone ought to be burning a couple of thousand calories a day. 



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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #245 on: February 10, 2019, 02:24:18 AM »
WOW I was so tired last night while working, I saw the popup for the new vid. I happened to glance over as the voice sounded familiar while listening but I though they had brought in a dev. That is awful to see that much weight gain, but could this be a testament to the stress of the job or conscious catching up?

I was shocked too.
He looks like a mixture of his brother ans Ben Lesnick

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #246 on: February 10, 2019, 08:43:21 AM »
The worry alone ought to be burning a couple of thousand calories a day. 
Doesn't work this way. Overeating due to worries does the opposite.

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #247 on: February 11, 2019, 04:00:23 PM »
Doesn't work this way. Overeating due to worries does the opposite.

You are not trying hard enough... 

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Star Citizen isn't a game. It's a TV show about a bunch of characters making a game. It's basically "This is Spinal Tap" - except people think the band is real.

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #249 on: February 18, 2019, 08:07:18 PM »

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #250 on: February 19, 2019, 08:28:53 AM »
"One thing I have noticed over the years is most low end AAA studios like to throw around fancy tech terms to get people excited to support games when its obvious they cannot deliver."

Trolling surely?

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #251 on: February 21, 2019, 08:59:06 AM »

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« Reply #252 on: February 25, 2019, 11:50:33 AM »
The whole Star Citizen fiasco has ended with a thud. For my part, once they released the financials (item 3/3 which I asked them for back in 2015), I figured that my work was done. All I'm waiting for now is the end game so that I can finish my fucking book.
Star Citizen isn't a game. It's a TV show about a bunch of characters making a game. It's basically "This is Spinal Tap" - except people think the band is real.

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #253 on: February 25, 2019, 01:40:44 PM »
So, what's the end game gonna be like?

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Re: Star Citizen - Lies, Ramblings, Jpegs, and Bullshit
« Reply #254 on: February 25, 2019, 05:37:27 PM »
So, what's the end game gonna be like?

It's going to be a major fiasco with mass layoffs. Not the quiet fade that some are thinking.
Star Citizen isn't a game. It's a TV show about a bunch of characters making a game. It's basically "This is Spinal Tap" - except people think the band is real.

 

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