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Re: Star Citizen - General
« Reply #2055 on: May 29, 2018, 07:38:17 AM »
It struck me over the weekend, with all the media coverage of the 27K pack that very few guys in the comments were defending CIG. Normally you can expect the fanboys to be all over these things quelling dissent. Which made me wonder - a company with an aggressive marketing approach may very well employ a team for "social" marketing who may well have created multiple Alts to promote the game in forums.

Clearly I'm just floating ideas here - but with 450 (ish) employees at CIG: what do they all do? Because it doesn't seem like many of them are actually making the game.

Joe Blobber is an entire army all by himself :emot-lol:
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« Reply #2056 on: May 29, 2018, 09:52:58 AM »
Oh no - just heard on one of BoredGamers vids that the Mech suit thing was a fake :(

Which means that the project will collapse without them ever having released a battle mech JPEG.

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Re: Star Citizen - General
« Reply #2057 on: May 29, 2018, 09:55:17 AM »
What's even worse, the project will collapse without them ever having released a game.

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Re: Star Citizen - General
« Reply #2058 on: May 29, 2018, 10:01:21 AM »
Any yet, how long do you think it will take Chris Roberts to look at the fake letter and say to himself - 'Now there's a really neat idea to raise an extra few dollars before I jet off to exile in Ecuador'

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Re: Star Citizen - General
« Reply #2059 on: May 29, 2018, 10:05:36 AM »
LOL  :laugh: on Reddit

To CIG: it's 5 months since Holiday ATV Special, where is the Squadron 42 roadmap you promoted?

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Re: Star Citizen - General
« Reply #2060 on: May 29, 2018, 10:11:20 AM »
LOL  :laugh: on Reddit

To CIG: it's 5 months since Holiday ATV Special, where is the Squadron 42 roadmap you promoted?

The big LOLs just keep on coming at the moment   :emot-laugh:

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Re: Star Citizen - General
« Reply #2061 on: May 29, 2018, 11:36:24 AM »
Lots of ad hominems and deflections in those Reddit replies.

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« Reply #2062 on: May 29, 2018, 01:10:39 PM »
In other Star Citizen news which can only be described by tilting your head back and laughing out loud, those clowns came up with this graphic to explain the bs with the project.



Yeah, $186M + almost 7 years (this coming Nov) in the making (4 yrs behind schedule), this is our version that better explains the fiasco that is the development.



Star Citizen isn't a game. It's a TV show about a bunch of characters making a game. It's basically "This is Spinal Tap" - except people think the band is real.

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Re: Star Citizen - General
« Reply #2063 on: May 29, 2018, 01:14:38 PM »
Oh no - just heard on one of BoredGamers vids that the Mech suit thing was a fake :(

Of course we know it was fake. It originated from 4Chan.
Star Citizen isn't a game. It's a TV show about a bunch of characters making a game. It's basically "This is Spinal Tap" - except people think the band is real.

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Re: Star Citizen - General
« Reply #2064 on: May 29, 2018, 01:29:08 PM »
You forgot the best one, the crobbeariceberg

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Re: Star Citizen - General
« Reply #2065 on: May 29, 2018, 01:32:06 PM »
The diagram is missing all the whales beneath it which are keeping the iceberg afloat.

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« Reply #2066 on: May 29, 2018, 02:02:11 PM »
You forgot the best one, the crobbeariceberg

Oh yeah!! And I actually have it here!
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Re: Star Citizen - General
« Reply #2067 on: May 29, 2018, 02:07:50 PM »
BREAKING NEWS!!

As if it wasn't bad enough, word out of CIG is that they have removed the non-warbond versions of the Razor ship sale from the store.

They also locked CCUs to Razor ships.

Which means, the sale is now pure cash only - no store credit, no CCU xfer :emot-lol:

OLD



NEW

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Re: Star Citizen - General
« Reply #2068 on: May 29, 2018, 02:23:10 PM »
BREAKING! Chris has not only chosen Abba to be the official music provider for Star Citizen, he also has named the SC themesong..... Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (your money after midnight) Don't hold in your wallet but pledge it to me

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Re: Star Citizen - General
« Reply #2069 on: May 29, 2018, 02:32:13 PM »
In other Star Citizen news which can only be described by tilting your head back and laughing out loud, those clowns came up with this graphic to explain the bs with the project.



Yeah, $186M + almost 7 years (this coming Nov) in the making (4 yrs behind schedule), this is our version that better explains the fiasco that is the development.



LOL!!

Star Citizen isn't a game. It's a TV show about a bunch of characters making a game. It's basically "This is Spinal Tap" - except people think the band is real.

 

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